
Whose Word no-man relies on,
Who never said a foolish Thing,
Or ever did a wise one.
Charles II of The House of Stuart, (29 May 1630 – 6 February 1685) King of England and Scotland, is most famous for restoring Stuart rule in England after the English Civil War and the days of the Protectorate. He's known as "Old Rowley" and also as the "Merry Monarch", mainly because he removed bans on entertainment like plays and bear-baiting. He also allowed women to play on stage, a fashion picked up by him during his French exile, and previously unheard of in England. One of these was Nell Gwynn, perhaps the most infamous of his many, many mistresses.
His reign was somewhat marred by the return of the Great Plague (i.e. The Black Death) in 1665 and the Great Fire of London in 1666 (although he did participate in the fire-fighting and rewarded the firefighters with a purse of 100 guineas). There was also the "Popish Plot," a brief "reign of terror" of sorts, wherein the English populace, driven by the lies of one Titus Oates and other "witnesses" of his ilk, degenerated into paranoia and fear of Catholic uprisings and invasions. Charles, like his father, was something of an autocrat in intent. He had promised to work with Parliament when returning from exile, and while he mostly did so he clashed with his legislature constantly over some key issues, most infamously over the issue of his brother's succession. It was over this question that he dismissed the body, ruling alone for several years—though still running day-to-day affairs through his ministers, who mostly ran things in a way the public found acceptable. That said, political tensions over those key issues—particularly James's open Catholicism—led to one plot against him and his brother to restore a "government of the Cromwellian style" which was foiled. Implicated in the plot was Charles' illegitimate son the Duke of Monmouth who was exiled to the Netherlands (he returned after his father's death in an attempt to overthrow James II and have himself declared King, for which he was executed).
Apart from these events, Charles's rule wasn't all that eventful, another war with the Dutch and the king's being presented with England's first pineapple aside. The Dutch war did have some significance long-term, as it was during this war that England conquered the Dutch colony of New Netherland, which his government divided into the new English colonies of New York (named for Charles's brother, Prince James, the Duke of York), and New Jersey.note Charles also granted the colonial charter of Pennsylvania (which was at least partly carved out of the territory of old New Netherland) and regranted the charter of Carolina (which had been chartered and named for his father but never realised due to the Civil Wars; Charles II gave the go-ahead to resume the scheme, so the organisers said they were naming it after him as well. It quickly split into northern and southern halves) with substantial concessions to men who had helped him win his throne (or in the case of Pennsylvania, those men's heirs). He is also credited with introducing the periwig to the British isles. This type of long, curly wig (seen in the portrait above) became extremely popular and is now synonymous with European fashion in the late 17th and early 18th centuries. Part of the reason for its success, along with the King having one, was that it imitated the long hair fashionable amongst men in the mid-17th century whilst allowing the wearer to have his natural hair cut very short, thus avoiding the common problem of head lice.
One thing that irks folks about Charles II was his notable dishonesty (perceived or otherwise) about his religion: he declared himself an Anglican (lest Parliament should be in an uproar), then converted to Catholicism on his deathbed. Catholics and Protestants disagree about which was his true religion, but both join in insisting he should have been more forthright about it. "'He could not have resisted without losing his throne?'," said Hilaire Belloc, "He should have resisted and lost his throne. For there are other things a man may lose."
On the other hand, others have praised the exact same tendency as showing the necessary humility and pragmatism needed to actually achieve one’s political goals under the constraints imposed by reality. After all, his restoration not only gained himself a throne, it brought back the very institution of monarchy he so deeply believed in back to the British Isles, to say nothing of ending a political crisis (the instability of the Commonwealth government following the death of Oliver Cromwell) that could easily have led to another civil war. (That is to say: had he not offered the throne to Charles, George Monck could easily have tried to make himself another Cromwell, which could have succeeded or could have torn the country apart again; the same result might have obtained if Charles had refused to accept the conditions Monck placed on the restoration, likely forcing Monck to try the Cromwell option whether he wanted to or not.) And if he had not hidden his interest in Catholicism and had been less willing to be guided by his ministers, would there have been any chance that an attempt by him to re-Catholicise the country and expand the powers of the Crown would actually work? The fate of his brother suggests not. In this way he resembles his great-grandfather Henry IV of France, who renounced his Protestant faith and converted to Catholicism to end the French Wars of Religion and bring peace and prosperity to his realm. After 20 years of instability and civil war, Charles II's dissembling bought his deeply fractured country 25 years of stability and internal peace. (Also: this applies only to England. In Scotland, where the Parliament was weaker, he was able to rule much more like an absolute monarch than he ever did in England, and was even able to impose episcopacy—though not Catholicism, the Lowlands were too Protestant for that—on the Scottish Kirk.)
Despite having many, many illegitimate children with the aforementioned numerous mistresses (all of whom, to his credit, he acknowledged and supported, so far as we know), Charles II's prowess failed to produce a legitimate son or daughter with his queen, unlike his cousin across the channel, leaving the throne to his deeply unpopular brother James. The Catholic James was so unpopular that he was overthrown and replaced with the Protestant William III (of Orange) and Mary II.
Despite Charles having no legitimate children with his wife, he was insistent that she be treated with respect and always sided with her when his mistresses got above themselves. He also rejected, outright, all suggestions that he should divorce her and remarry.note
The couple Kit Harington and Rose Leslie are both among his many descendants. So was Diana, Princess of Wales, meaning that if/when Prince William becomes monarch, there will at last be a descendant of Charles II on the throne (in fact, Prince William, as the son and heir of current king Charles III, will be descended from ALL British monarchs named Charles). Speaking of related, if you're looking for the other Charles II, he's in this page.
At least two of Charles II's bastard lines, the Dukes of Grafton and St. Alban's, feature a baton sinister motif on their coats of arms.
Depictions of Charles II Stuart in fiction:
- The Exile, played by Douglas Fairbanks Jr. as a Swashbuckling hero.
- Forever Amber and The Kings Thief, played in both by George Sanders
- Hudsons Bay, played by Vincent Price
- The Libertine, played by John Malkovich (and starring Johnny Depp as this page's quote-provider, Rochester)
- Michiel de Ruyter (a biopic of the Dutch naval commander), by Charles Dance.
- The 1934 version of Nell Gwynn
- Restoration (1995), played by Sam Neill
- Stage Beauty
- The 1983 version of The Wicked Lady
- The Baroque Cycle
- Marryat's Children Of The New Forest
- Forever Amber discusses Charles II's political marriage and features several mistresses of his.
- Charles II is mentioned in The Hellequin Chronicles by the protagonist, who, back when working for Avalon, traditionally gave the English monarchs (and at least one American President) a little talk about where exactly they (and all other human rulers) sat in the food-chain and not to get ideas. Specifically, he notes that he's pretty sure that Charles was an interesting person, who was either drunk or high throughout the meeting.
- Lorna Doone, though Charles is an offstage character; his main importance comes in the political maneuvering surrounding his death and succession by his unpopular brother James and the brief rebellion against James by Charles' illegitimate son the Duke of Monmouth.
- Orlando: A Biography, where Charles gives the title character the appointment as Ambassador to Constantinople that changed his life so dramatically.
- The 1989 novel Restoration by Rose Tremain, on which the 1995 film was based
- The Vicomte de Bragelonne features Charles II. The first part of the story involves d'Artagnan's efforts to restore Charles to the throne.
- Woodstock by Sir Walter Scott
- In the Young Blades episode "The Exile," Charles attempts to assassinate Oliver Cromwell in order to prevent a treaty with King Louis XIV of France.
- Charles II: The Power and the Passion, a 2003 mini-series starring Rufus Sewell as Charles who returns to the throne from exile.
- Played by Mathew Baynton in Horrible Histories, ostensibly as a rapper party animal due to his liberal spending and partaking of many mistresses, although his peaceful rule and heroic moments during the Great Fire of London are also mentioned.
