
He did things that we can't even talk about.
The Romans knew he'd lost his head,
When he filled a vacant senate seat with Mister Ed.
Caligula (31 August 12 – 24 January 41) was an infamous Roman emperor who reigned between AD 37 and AD 41. His actual name was Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus;note Caligula is a nickname, meaning "Little Boot"note (or less literally "Bootsy" note ), that he got in his childhood, because, being a Military Brat, his mom liked to dress him up as a soldier. His father was the general Germanicus, whose personal charisma and general ability to win the loyalties of civilians and soldiers (despite a complicated military command record) made him the de facto imperial heir. Caligula's great-uncle was Emperor Tiberius, while his nephew (by his sister Agrippina the Younger) was the equally infamous Nero. After Germanicus died in Roman Syria, it was suspected he had been poisoned, either by a jealous Tiberius, the Governor of Syria Gaius Calpurnius Piso, or both men working in conjunction (it's now generally assumed he died of malaria). Though Tiberius pleaded innocence (and some of Germanicus's final words were "tell Tiberius to avenge my death"), Caligula's mom, Agrippina the Elder, believed the Emperor had killed her husband and launched a campaign of PR terror against him. In the ensuing mess, Caligula's mother and two brothers were imprisoned and/or exiled. Caligula himself, wanting to stay out of the mess, spent the remainder of his youth with Tiberius in his island fortress on Capri, where he'd placed himself into self-imposed exile to get away from the machinations of Rome. Depending on who's telling the story, Caligula either grew up watching Tiberius engage in all sorts of debaucheries and horrors that went on to shape him, or just watching his great-uncle sink deeper into alcoholism. Whatever the case, Caligula was elevated to emperor once Tiberius died in AD 37.
The first six months of his reign were reportedly an easygoing time for the Romans. Caligula was something of a PR maestro and knew how to put himself over: holding endless games, publicly burning Tiberius's "enemies list", and showering gold coins (actually his inheritance) onto his fans. Later that year, he fell seriously ill, the cause of which is still debated. Some suggest herpes or malaria (untreated malarial encephalitis causes extremely high fevers, which are noted for causing brain damage in those who survive them), while others suggest lead poisoning.
All of Rome prayed for him to survive...
Upon recovering, Caligula had permanently lost his hair and apparently his mind.note Though the popular image of him is as an insane tyrant, he may have just been comically inept at running a government, suffered a nervous breakdown, or some combination of the three. It's hard to find out how much is true, since few contemporary sources survived about him. The outrageous tales about himnote come from Suetonius, a notorious gossip who also published books on the most famous prostitutes in Rome and whose biography about Caligula came out 80 years after the emperor's death at the behest of another dynasty of Emperors who had interest in demonizing their predecessors. note A true contemporary chronicler was Seneca, only he was hardly an objective source either, first of all because Caligula hated him and almost executed him at one point.note Seneca's account is much less bizarre, instead picturing Caligula as someone terribly unfit for his position who had completely let the power go to his head. A second contemporary, the Jewish writer Philo, also met Caligula personally, in his case to try and negotiate an end to Caligula's attempt to install idols in the temple in Israel, and his depiction falls in line with Seneca's in depicting Caligula not so much insane but an utter Jerkass with a power trip. Cassius Dio, another later writer, falls in between Suetonius and Seneca/Philo, depicting a Caligula who's a touch tyrannical but generally just too incompetent for a job like his.
What is certain that Caligula wanted to increase his authority, which made him unpopular with the Senate note , and that he engaged in some rather extravagant and occasionally questionable public and personal construction projects at a time when Rome experienced both an economic downturn and a brief faminenote .
Said construction projects are a prime example of Caligula's complicated legacy: on the one hand, he enacted public works like improvements to several harbors during the famine (allowing increased food imports), expanding and upgrading the empire's road system, and initiating the construction of two new major aqueducts. On the other hand, he constructed of a pair of massive ships on a sacred lake
- the smaller one a floating temple to Diananote , the larger one lavishly equipped as a party barge (for purely ceremonial purposes related to the temple, of course). The fact that these projects sent the fabulously wealthy Caligula from Riches to Rags and that he was on the verge of tanking the Roman economy was probably the real final straw in folks deciding there was a need for a regime change.
There were several conspiracies against him, and he was eventually stabbed to death by his own bodyguards, who also killed his wife and infant daughter. He would be succeeded by his uncle Claudius, who ruled Rome from AD 41 to 54 before being succeeded by Nero.
An alternative interpretation is that Caligula, thanks to the multiple conspiracies against him, was neither insane nor a drunken pervert. Instead, he quickly became disillusioned with the Augustinian style of politics, which involved the Princeps pretending to merely receive honors from a Senate still firmly in charge, yes sir, and still the very real power. Of note, his predecessor and mentor, Tiberius, was also painted in a negative light by historians (drawn primarily from the Senatorial aristocracy, FYI) because he also refused to participate in this style of politics. However, Tiberius merely retired to a palace on an island and ruled without pretending to consult the Senate, which drew the ire of the aristocracy, but didn't outright deny them the polite fiction of rule (hence they also paint him as a decadent pervert, but not nearly as bad as Caligula).
Caligula, after the first conspiracy (which may have been nothing more than "What do we do if he dies?" and misunderstood by Caligula as an attempt on his life) decided to humiliate the Senate. He publicly pointed out all the ways he had all the power and they had none. Offering to make his horse a consul was, in this framing, not insanity, but another humiliation by pointing out how powerless the consuls were. An analogy would be that the Princeps was a stage magician, and the Senate his audience, maintaining an illusion. Whereas Tiberius merely walked off-stage and never returned, Caligula turned the lights on, pointed out all the ways the tricks worked, then continued the show and forced the Senate to sit and applaud anywaynote . This led to a vicious cycle where people conspired against him, and he retaliated ever more fiercely, which inspired another plot... In the end, regardless, Caligula presaged the end of Nero, and the victors wrote the histories.
Is the trope namer for The Caligula and Caligula's Horse.
Tropes as portrayed in fiction:
- The Caligula: Well of course.
- Enmity with an Object: One of his most famous delusions was that the sea (to be precise, the English Channel) was his mortal enemy, based on a potential typographical error of his legions returning from an aborted invasion of Britainnote with seashells instead of siege engines as booty.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Always depicted as in passionate incestuous love with Drusilla. Whatever the truth, he certainly loved his sister and had the Senate deify her, which had only previously been done for the Princeps.
- Freudian Excuse: Most depictions point the finger at his terrible upbringing with Tiberius as the reason that Caligula is so awful.
- Fluffy the Terrible: One of the most infamous rulers in history is almost always called a name that translates as "Bootsy". It's noted that he really disliked the nickname as an adult.
- Historical Domain Character: Together with Nero and to a lesser extent, Commodus, the stock evil Roman Emperor to appear in popular culture.
- Historical Villain Upgrade:
- There has been much scholarly debate on just how many of his evil deeds are real. Although it was common for writers to slander previous rulers, most historians still think that he was, at the very least, utterly incompetent.note
- Multiple early-Christianity dramas try to associate him with Christian persecution, especially given that he was friends with the first major Christian Persecutor Herod Agrippa, and Caligula making godhood proclamations are sure to be the ultimate blasphemy to Christian audiences. In reality, he likely never even heard of Christianity, as it was in its nascency throughout his reign. The closest thing to such villainy that he's actually known to have done was an attempt to install a statue of himself in Herod's Temple, which might be obliquely referred to in Jesus's predictions of the destruction of the Jewish homeland seeing as the next time that many Romans were there it was the first of the Jewish Revolts.
- Jumping Off the Slippery Slope: He's typically presented as a bad kid who, upon becoming Emperor, becomes even worse.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: Rarely will he be called "Emperor Gaius" in fiction or non-fiction.
- Too Dumb to Live: He does everything in his power to guarantee that people will eventually try to kill him.
Appears in the following works:
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "The Origin" claims that Caligula was a vampire who eventually became Jack the Ripper.
- The 2011 Avatar Press miniseries Caligula begins with Emperor Caligula and his cronies raping the protagonist's family to death as part of their drunken revelry, then follows the protagonist's infiltration of the Emperor's inner circle in a plot to assassinate him. It turns out that Caligula was possessed by a demon during his high fever.
- The Shazam! villain Ibac derives his superpowers from four ruthless historical figures, with Caligula providing his cruelty and the latter "c" in his name.
- Simon Dark: The "familiar" Gaius Publius was once a gladiator who earned Caligula's ire by refusing to kill a defeated opponent. Caligula gave Gaius to a sorcerer who proceeded to transform him into an inhuman monster intended to be an unquestioning slave, but Gaius retained his mind and independence.
- He appears in the third entry of the Barney & Friends Hate Fic Day of the Barney Trilogy, as one of the many children Barney had corrupted throughout history.
- He's portrayed by Jay Robinson (in Large Ham style) in the 1953 film The Robe and its sequel, Demetrius and the Gladiators.
- He's the subject of the infamous Exploitation Film Caligula (1979) by Tinto Brass, where he's played by Malcolm McDowell.
- Robert Graves in his novel, I, Claudius (closely following Suetonius) portrays him as evil and completely insane.
- He's mentioned in America (The Book), in the section "The 5 Greatest Moments in Negative Advertising", where it's said that he was nearly undone by a smear campaign that depicted him as a "pretty nice guy". He went into "damage control" by publicly sodomizing a puppy.
- The Strain: The vampiric Big Bad of the series, "The Master", serves as the Evil Chancellor to Caligula under the alias "Thrax", in exchange for women to feed on. The Master mistakenly bites and infects a pregnant woman, causing his Dhampir son, Quinlan, to be born.
- The Trials of Apollo: He's the third emperor and one of the Big Bads of the series. He kills Jason Grace. Apollo had met him once as a mortal, and was apparently so terrified of him he didn't return to the Roman Empire for several decades.
- In the TV adaptation I, Claudius he's played by John Hurt. Awesomely.
- In the 1968 mini-series The Caesars (which owes more to Tacitus than Suetonius), he is played by Ralph Bates, who manages to be terrifying without charging into Large Ham territory.
- John Simm played him in a TV miniseries about Nero, and his performance is pretty much a first draft for his portrayal of The Master in Doctor Who.
- A waxdroid of Caligula is one of the leaders of the Villain World waxdroids in the Red Dwarf episode "Meltdown". Much of his onscreen time was of him ordering Rasputin the Mad Monk to give Lister and Cat increasingly bizarre punishments.
- He's played by Justin Timberlake in a Saturday Night Live sketch. A group of Romans come over to his palace and he appears to announce that, "My name is Caligula, and I'm an alcoholic sex addict. But with your help, all of you, I'd like to change that." His guests are not amused to hear that the wild orgy they were anticipating has been replaced with "game night". They try to talk him back into being his usual depraved self, and it seems to be working right at the end.
- The History Bites episode "Caligula is Croaked" focuses on his psychopathy, assassination, and subsequent replacement by Claudius.
- Horrible Histories: Caligula is portrayed by Simon Farnaby, who makes him out to be Laughably Evil.
- Xena: Warrior Princess: In "The God You Know", Caligula is portrayed as an immature, cruel, and murderous tyrant who hears voices and achieves godhood by stealing Aphrodite's divinity. Xena, in disguise, seduces him, then faces him in a chariot race and beats him. She then reveals her true identity and beats him up due to his lack of skill with his powers. Xena bluffs that she still has the power to kill gods, and he decides to kill himself by falling on a sword rather than be killed by her. His ghost has a cameo in "You Are There", where he's waiting to be ferried across the River Styx by Charon, but he's so obnoxious that Charon throws him into the river.
- The third season of Netflix's docu-drama series Roman Empire is devoted to him, with Ido Drent in the title role. The series narrative suggests his late life negative reputation is not only due to his illness, but was also to an extent jumpstarted by being fostered and becoming a house guest/hostage of his predecessor uncle Tiberius, who also fell into his own depravities.
- John Zorn's Moonchild: Songs Without Words has a track called "Caligula".
- Scion: In The World at War supplement, Caligula managed to usurp and impersonate Zeus, thus taking control of the Dodekatheon. With him on the throne of Olympus, he proceeded to align the Dodekatheon with the Aesir and Amatsukami during World War II in order to reestablish the Roman Empire, but his ensuing rulership proved to be very much ineffectual. By the end of the war, Zeus was restored to power and banished Caligula to Tartarus.
- Albert Camus wrote a play about him entitled Caligula.
- In Assassin's Creed II, it's stated that it was a member of the Assassins that finally put down Caligula.
- Is the star of the [adult swim] online game Viva Caligula! and its sequel, Viva Caligula! in Hell. The goal? Kill them all, using various weapons.
- Nasuverse:
- Referenced by Nero in Fate/EXTRA, who reminisces about him being a delightful uncle who would play with her and tell her stories when she was a child. Hakuno thinks to themself that Nero is probably deliberately choosing to remember Caligula as he was before he went insane.
- Appears as a summonable Servant in Fate/Grand Order and a member of the Berserker class, and in this universe his insanity was caused by the affections of the moon. He's unbelievably violent and more than a little obsessed with his niece Nero, but in his rare moments of lucidity he shows a surprisingly thoughtful bent, and he was a good man before his madness took him.
- Crusader Kings II references one of his exploits with a random event as a ruler with the "Lunatic" trait where you name your horse your chancellor.
- The Unbiased History of Rome had Caligula portrayed in a manner consistent to contemporary history for the first few months, but then after falling ill, the portrayal turned from him claiming to be a god to going through a divination process and actually becoming one. Among other infamous antics that got portrayed as "cladly", the infamous "War Against Neptune" had him go on a god-to-god fight as a result of the sea god standing in the way of invading Britain, then put him on a chokehold while ordering his legions to collect their bounty of seashells. When he got assassinated, he ascended out of disgust.
- The AlternateHistory.com timeline Saint Caligula??! is about him converting to Christianity early in his reign and the changes that result from it.
- As mentioned in the quote above, in Pinky and the Brain, he is sung about by the Brain in his song, A Meticulous Analysis of History
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- The Venture Bros.: Appears in "Escape to the House of Mummies Part Two!", an episode involving time travel. He appears to be attracted to Hank.
