"FUCK THIS HELMET, FUCK THIS PENCIL, AND FUCK THIS DIAPER! I WANNA FUCKING KNOW WHERE THAT FOUR WENT! TO COME BACK THAT FUCKING FAST TO BE MAKING ANOTHER EIGHT! IT'S EIGHT MINUS FOUR! YOU TAKE THE FOUR AWAY, IT'S FUCKING EIGHT! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, FUCK EISENHOWER, AND FUCK ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE, IT'S FUCKING EIGHT! TAKE THE FOUR AWAY FROM IT!"
—Jeffy , "Jeffy's Homework!"
Time for Charleyyy, who likes Charleyyy?
We like Charleyyy, everybody loves some Charleyyy
Who's got Charleyyy? Wheres Charleyyy? Theres Charleyyy!
He's got everything that you need, he likes to eat food and stuff
But Charleyyy he is- he's awesome,
Now here's the Charleyyy and Friends show, do-do-do-do!
Charleyyy and Friends was filmed in front of a live audience.
We like Charleyyy, everybody loves some Charleyyy
Who's got Charleyyy? Wheres Charleyyy? Theres Charleyyy!
He's got everything that you need, he likes to eat food and stuff
But Charleyyy he is- he's awesome,
Now here's the Charleyyy and Friends show, do-do-do-do!
Charleyyy and Friends was filmed in front of a live audience.
— The Charleyyy and Friends intro and disclaimer
"Nah, it's just me nigga!"
—-Chef Pee Pee, usually trolling Junior
"Hey look, there's my sperm donor."
— Jeffy, "The Father's Day Heist!"
"WE HAVE PENISES!"
— Joseph blowing his cover at Penelope's girls-only sleepover, "Junior's Sleepover Mission!"
"He's not my son!"
— Mario referring to Jeffy in multiple episodes*
"Don't forget to tell your mom oink."
— Bowser Junior to Cody, "Bowser Junior's Game Night 4"
"FUCK THIS PENCIL, FUCK THESE PANTS, FUCK MY SWEATER, FUCK MY UNIBROW, THE ANSWER IS FUCKING EIGHT! YOU TAKE AWAY THE FUCKING FOUR, SO IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE, AND THEN YOU HAVE EIGHT, AND THAT'S LEFT! SO YOU GOT EIGHT, MINUS FOUR, TAKE IT THE FUCK AWAY, AND THEN PUT A LINE UNDERNEATH IT, AND THE ANSWER IS EIGHT! FUCK IT!"
— Jeffy, "Smart Jeffy!"
"Dude, I got to warn you guys first. My Uncle Larry, he doesn’t like to wear pants. He's a goofball."
— Joseph, "Among Us"
