Listed below are pages with quotes taken from the television series Futurama.
- Advert-Overloaded Future ("A Fishful of Dollars")
- All Crimes Are Equal ("A Tale of Two Santas")
- Animal Lover ("I Second That Emotion)
- Asian Airhead ("Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?")
- Asinine Activist Group ("Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television")
- Asteroid Miners ("Crimes of the Hot")
- Attending Your Own Funeral ("I, Roommate")
- Behemoth Battle ("Anthology of Interest I")
- Being God Is Hard ("Godfellas")
- Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti ("Spanish Fry")
- Bigger Is Better ("Into the Wild Green Yonder")
- Big "NEVER!" ("The Day the Earth Stood Stupid")
- Bizarre Alien Senses ("The 30% Iron Chef")
- Boxing Kangaroo ("Less Than Hero")
- Cannibalism Superpower ("War is the H-Word")
- Can't Have Sex, Ever ("Why Must I Be a Crustacean In Love?")
- Captain's Log ("Love's Labours Lost in Space")
- Charlie and the Chocolate Parody ("Fry and the Slurm Factory")
- Chest Blaster ("Time Keeps On Slippin'")
- Circles of Hell ("Hell Is Other Robots")
- Clam Trap ("That's Lobstertainment")
- Compressed Vice ("Crimes of the Hot")
- Converse with the Unconscious ("The Sting")
- Creepy Physical ("Space Pilot 3000")
- Cruel Twist Ending ("The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings")
- The CSI Effect ("In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela")
- The Dark Arts ("The 30% Iron Chef")
- Death by De-aging ("Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles")
- Department of Major Vexation ("How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back")
- Directed by Cast Member ("Where No Fan Has Gone Before")
- Do Not Do This Cool Thing ("Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV")
- Dramatic Curtain Toss ("Roswell that Ends Well")
- Dressed in Layers ("Less than Hero")
- Dude, Not Ironic ("The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings")
- Easy Amnesia ("Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV")
- Egg MacGuffin ("Into The Wild Green Yonder")
- Eleventy Zillion ("A Fishful of Dollars")
- Emergency Multifaith Prayer ("The Farnsworth Parabox")
- Enhance Button ("In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela")
- Especially Zoidberg ("Less Than Hero")
- Face–Heel Turn ("Less Than Hero")
- Fake Danger Gambit ("When Aliens Attack")
- FanonDiscontinuity.Western Animation ("Anthology of Interest II")
- Fearful Symmetry ("The Farnsworth Parabox")
- The Federation ("Brannigan, Begin Again")
- Fictional Disability ("A Clone of My Own")
- Flag Drop ("Brannigan, Begin Again")
- Forbidden Zone ("My Three Suns")
- Forced to Feel Empathy ("I Second That Emotion")
- Foreign Wrestling Heel ("Raging Bender")
- Creator.Jonathan Frakes ("Where No Fan Has Gone Before")
- Freaky Is Cool ("The Cyber House Rules")
- Friend-or-Idol Decision ("The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings")
- Genius Breeding Act ("When Aliens Attack")
- Hellish L.A. ("The Cryonic Woman")
- Hello, Attorney! ("When Aliens Attack")
- Hero-Tracking Failure ("Anthology of Interest II")
- High-Class Glass ("A Fishful of Dollars")
- Holodeck Malfunction ("Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch")
- Hot Paint Job ("The Route of All Evil")
- Ignorant About Fire ("The Day The Earth Stood Stupid")
- I Like Those Odds ("Fry and the Slurm Factory")
- I Minored in Tropology ("Mars University")
- Implementing the Incomplete ("When Aliens Attack")
- Improvised Imprisonment ("Brannigan, Begin Again")
- The Incomparable Bliss of Low Cuisine ("Three Hundred Big Boys")
- Incredibly Lame Fun ("Obsoletely Fabulous")
- Inheritance Murder ("Anthology of Interest I")
- Inhuman Emotion ("Why Must I Be a Crustacean In Love?")
- In Mysterious Ways ("Godfellas")
- Instant A.I.: Just Add Water! ("Raging Bender")
- Interrupted by the End ("How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back")
- In the Future, We Still Have Roombas ("Fear of a Bot Planet")
- Ironically Disabled Artist ("The 30% Iron Chef")
- It's All About Me ("Jurassic Bark")
- It's Popular, Now It Sucks! ("A Taste of Freedom")
- I Was Having Such a Nice Dream ("Anthology of Interest II")
- Juvenile All Along ("Where No Fan Has Gone Before")
- Last-Name Basis ("The Problem With Popplers")
- Later-Installment Weirdness ("The Duh-Vinci Code")
- Lawyer-Friendly Cameo ("Anthology of Interest II")
- The Legions of Hell ("The Beast with a Billion Backs")
- The Little Detecto ("Fun on a Bun")
- Luke, You Are My Father ("Bender's Game")
- Made Myself Sad ("The Sting")
- Mad Libs Catchphrase ("How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back")
- Magical Land ("A Pharaoh to Remember")
- May–December Romance ("Bendless Love")
- Mistaken for Apocalypse ("The Cryonic Woman")
- Mistaken for Own Murderer ("Leela's Homeworld")
- Mister Seahorse ("Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch")
- Monumental Damage ("When Aliens Attack")
- Morality Pet ("The Sting")
- My Friends... and Zoidberg ("Obsoletely Fabulous")
- My God, You Are Serious! ("Love and Rocket")
- My Own Grampa ("The Why of Fry")
- New and Improved ("Fry and the Slurm Factory")
- New Technology Is Evil ("That Darn Katz!")
- The Not-So-Harmless Punishment ("Space Pilot 3000")
- Nudity Tropes ("Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles")
- Numbered Homeworld ("When Aliens Attack")
- Oddly Small Organization ("Bender Gets Made")
- Outrun the Fireball ("Raging Bender")
- Pec Flex ("Bender's Big Score")
- Personality Chip ("Raging Bender")
- Phlebotinum Killed the Dinosaurs ("The Why of Fry")
- Photoprotoneutron Torpedo ("War is the H-Word")
- Plug 'n' Play Technology ("Bender's Big Score")
- Poking Dead Things with a Stick ("Rebirth")
- Pop-Cultured Badass ("When Aliens Attack")
- Popularity Power ("Raging Bender")
- President Evil ("A Head in the Polls")
- The Professor ("Bender's Big Score")
- Quantum Mechanics Can Do Anything ("Bender's Game")
- Relationship Labeling Problems ("Leela and the Genestalk")
- Reports of My Death Were Greatly Exaggerated ("The Route of All Evil")
- Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony ("Brannigan, Begin Again")
- Rich People ("The Mutants are Revolting")
- Ridiculously Cute Critter ("The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz")
- Rip Van Tinkle ("The Cryonic Woman")
- Rival Science Teams (various, but first mention in "A Big Piece of Garbage")
- Robo Romance ("Love and Rocket")
- Robo-Speak ("A Taste of Freedom")
- Robot Religion ("Future Stock")
- Robot Roll Call ("The 30% Iron Chef")
- Robotic Pincer Hands (Bender's Big Score)
- Role-Playing ("Bender's Game")
- "Second Law" My Ass! ("Fear of a Bot Planet")
- Second Place Is for Losers ("The Day the Earth Stood Stupid")
- Sense Freak ("Anthology of Interest II")
- "Shaggy Frog" Story ("My Three Suns")
- Sham Wedding ("A Bicyclops Built For Two")
- Shapeshifting Squick ("A Bicyclops Built For Two")
- Solid Gold Poop ("Bendin' in the Wind")
- Space Whale ("The Series Has Landed")
- The Spark of Genius ("A Clone of My Own")
- Spot the Imposter ("The Lesser of Two Evils")
- Start My Own ("The Series Has Landed")
- Stout Strength ("Parasites Lost")
- Summation Gathering ("Anthology of Interest I")
- Superhero Episode ("Less Than Hero")
- Super Wrist-Gadget ("The Problem with Popplers")
- Sweet on Polly Oliver ("War is the H-Word")
- Take Me Instead ("Insane in the Mainframe")
- Tastes Better Than It Looks ("The 30% Iron Chef")
- Terraform ("Mars University")
- Terrible Pick-Up Lines ("Amazon Women in the Mood")
- That Makes Me Feel Angry ("The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings")
- That Poor Plant ("The 30% Iron Chef")
- They Called Me Mad! ("Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch")
- Threatening Shark ("A Clone of My Own")
- Tin Man ("Anthology of Interest II")
- Token Human ("I, Roommate")
- Tricked Out Time ("Roswell That Ends Well")
- Unbroken Vigil ("The Sting")
- Uptight Loves Wild ("How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back")
- Uranus ("A Big Piece of Garbage")
- Voodoo Shark ("The Deep South")
- Wag the Director ("Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV")
- WarpThatAesop.Western Animation ("Benderama")
- We Have Those, Too ("A Bicyclops Built For Two")
- Werewolf Kennel ("The Honking")
- What Is One Man's Life In Comparison? ("The Why of Fry")
- "X" Makes Anything Cool ("Anthology of Interest I")
- Young Entrepreneur ("The Route Of All Evil")
- You're Just Jealous ("The Cyber House Rules")
Other Media
- Futurama: The Game
