i won :) bit short but otherwise terrible and good also

lowkirkenuinely peak my home-slice-bread-slice-friend-slice-slice-of-life-grab-a-knife-take-a-life-go-to-jail-get-a-bail-if-you-escape-you-will-fail-climb-through-the-pipes-and-set-sail dawg

My ears. What am I even supposed to do??????????? I don't know if this is unfair or frustrating cause I have no idea if I'm winning or not.

Frustration: 1/5
Unfairness: 1/5
Confusion: 5/5
Uncanny Valley: 1/5
Ear Destruction: 5/5
Bugs: 5/5
Microtransactions: 1/5

crabs everywhere must destroy

the pop-ups are fantastic, especially loved they could be clicked to expand for maximum frustration. My second play I got the emojis everywhere screen and rage quit - perfect bad game :)