You Are Elon Musk
The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos, exploring the age-old question: What would you do if you had more money than any single human being should ever have?
Give to important causes or feed your own vanity. Tank your reputation or impress the internet masses. Unionize Tesla. Get a vasectomy. All this and more in this hot, thrilling new Twine game with 200 passages and 7 endings!
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AARRRGG I can't seem to get a negative reputation! I got it all the way to zero, but I have nothing else to do! ): Also I have a feeling I can get to 1billion dollars (only) when the laywer asks for it to get to 0...
Great so far!
Think I found a minor bug on my second playthrough:
I crashed the Tesla roadster, spent $142.4 billion building Jurassic park while I was bleeding out, and then was told I arrived safely at the Tesla factory?
Thanks for the bug report! I'm having a little trouble reproducing this. What was your heroic mount and driving style for your first playthrough? And did you use the back button or the Rewind link to start your second playthrough?
In my first playthrough my heroic mount was the robot and my driving style was a secret third thing. I also fired rockets that playthrough.
I believe I used the rewind link to start the second playthrough. I only hit the back button when I noticed the error and wanted to confirm I hadn't missed an added bit of dialogue about getting back in my car or something.
Hope that helps!
Thanks a lot! I still can't reproduce it, but I have an idea where things might be getting tripped up. Hopefully I'll have a fix soon.
EDIT: AAAH I FOUND IT. Tricksy little bug. I'll push the update right now. Thank you again for helping me diagnose the problem.
Glad it helped! I've got all achievements and endings now. I'm not sure how or when I got "See the President Defecate" but it's quite possible I skimmed past it thinking it was duplicate text while looking for endings. Great game! The sequel you've teased in the true ending terrifies me.
Really fun game, but I was ambushed by the horror of the true ending (why him?????)
also will there ever be a way to solve climate change since the option is there but there is no way to earn or start with enough money to buy it
Sure, there's a way: governments such as the US would have to take the threat of climate change seriously and devote real resources to fighting it.
Finished all the endings!
YES, SO HAPPY THERE'S A SEQUEL
i don't know how to get negative reputation or either of secret endings :D
To get negative reputation, try to perform as many "good" (prosocial) actions as you can without doing "bad" ones (though, at least one "bad" option is inevitable). The secret endings unlock after you've completed all the other achievements!
Got all achievements except for the ones for both secret endings and taking down Twitter. Good game!
Great job! A little hint for taking down Twitter: try getting your reputation as low as possible before the Epstein Class show up.
Thanks to you, I got the achievement! Now, can you please share some hints for the secret endings?
Now that you have all the other achievements, try different responses to Richard Branson! ;)
Hell yeah, now I have ALL of the achievements!
Congrats!! I think you might be the first person to do so!
Nice
It's really tough being a billionaire who suddenly grows a conscience...
10 / 10 game, :( / 10 Father's Love.
Got the true ending. Love it.