Roast My Room

🔥 **Upload your bedroom. Get destroyed. Share the carnage.**

**Roast My Room** is a Windows desktop app that uses local AI to generate brutally honest chaos scores for your living space. No cloud uploads, no subscriptions, no mercy.

**How it works:**

1. Choose a photo of your room (or your mate's disaster zone)

2. Select roast intensity (Polite → Savage)

3. Local AI analyzes the image and assigns scores:

   • **Chaos Level** (1-10)

   • **Vibe Check** (1-10) 

   • **Survival Odds** (% chance of finding clean underwear)

4. Receive personalized roast text generated by Qwen2.5:3b

5. Share screenshot, cry, maybe clean your room

**Why local?**

Runs entirely offline via **Ollama** (Moondream vision model). Your photos never leave your PC. No sketchy AI companies training on your mess.

**System Requirements:**

• Windows 10/11 (64-bit)

• [Ollama](https://ollama.com) installed (free)

• Models: `moondream` and `qwen2.5:3b` (pull via Ollama before first use)

• 4GB RAM minimum

**$5 one-time.** Not a subscription. Not SaaS. Just a portable .exe that judges your life choices.

**Note:** This is a **utility/tool**, not a game. But yes, you can speedrun cleaning your room to lower your chaos score.